There's nothing like a spoiled snatch!

Now I know that the old Hostess ads weren’t the tops in creative writing, but there are some of them that go to a new, lower depth than even Secret Wars II.

Take this one, for example:

They couldn’t come up with a better title than ‘Spoils A Snatch’? Although I hear that was the original choice for ‘One More Day’.

And then Peter Parker shows his creative imagination by covering his change into Spider-Man by saying “Gee, Mary Jane. I just thought of something.” I guess that this was something that happened so infrequently that it deserved an announcement. Oh, and Peter...next time just save your groceries and stand next to the exit. The one that tries to go through it...it’s the real villain.