Club Terror

Now I'll admit that some private clubs aren't as cool as they might be, but apparently this one that appears in Wonder Woman is the absolute pits!

To begin with, if a guy who is wearing a very, very small sheet constitutes 'terror' for you, then you obviously need to be relaxing at home while watching the Disney Channel. Maybe you can switch occationally to Dora the Explorer for some excitement. I mean look at this guy! His sheet doesn't even reach his belly button! And you just KNOW that he's yelling "BOO!!" And he's easily distracted, jumping after Wonder Woman's ladybags. No wonder that she's ticked off and swinging him around like a baton!

Then we look at the other club members at the bottom of the cover. That first guy HAS to be a Dick Tracy villain...We'll call him FlatChin. He and his friends there are staring at Princess Diana's breasts too, so they aren't worried that their buddy is about to have his spine meet the pavement. Even the mounted moose head is ogling! Too bad, George.