Torrid love affair

We always knew the Human Torch was ‘flaming’, but this is a new level! Here, he is bragging about his new love affair....
Let’s face it...the Torrid Twosome sounds more like pet names rather than a platonic team name! And to move things more in that direction, here we see Johnny turn to sewing to prove his love.....
And having family complaining about leaving friends to take up with ‘a complete stranger’? Can it get any gayer than that?
Yes, it can...When the other member of the “Torrid Twosome” complains about not being able to find a Man Hole!

Johnny, you CAN do better!