Thursday, May 7, 2009

Definitely not Boy Scouts!

Hmmm....Look at the oath that this super-villain from Titan has presented for our examination today.


Hmmm....I think that some of our current day politicians are from Titan! Of course, not only does this oath beleager the question of how an entire world can thrive when they promise to be treacherous to each other, it also reminds me of someone else.....


Keel moose and squirrel!!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Blondes have more fun

Today, boys and girls, we see a prime example of why Batman is considered the World's Greatest Detective.















We also see a prime example of why he's a bachelor!

That's right, women are vain creatures who would only change their hair color in order to seem to be empty-headed floozies! And Batman knows it!

Hold onto Robin as hard as you can, Batman. He's likely to be your only caregiver when you get old!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Quick! Move the furniture!

This scene from the Mutant Misadventures of Cloak & Dagger #12 tickles me for many reasons.....













The robots were all placed there by Doctor Doom in order to fool a blind Dagger into thinking all was well, which is the ultimate in villainy. He has a ton of killer robots, who could easily capture Dagger and take her to Latveria. But he finds it more of a laugh to program them to mess with the blind girl's head!

And any time that a robot whines that his brother hit him, makes it a classic moment for me!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

X-Lawyers Assemble!

I'm the best at what I do...even if it IS copyrighted!

Wolverine Who???

Nah, this wasn't a blatent attempt to cash in on another superhero! After all, there's a bigger curve to the blades!

Monday, April 27, 2009

Light(ning) in the brain

Today we are examining the Mensa Girl Of The Year, Mary Marvel. She proves that the wisdom of Minerva takes a holiday with her, since Mary seems to be unable to think her way out of a paper bag. Take for example this scene....


"I have to fool Mary Marvel! Hey, fly over there for a minute!"
"Sure! Aw, darn, he didn't wait here like he promised!!"

And as if that wasn't bad enough.....

"Those earrings will look great while I'm online telling guys in Nigeria my bank account number so that I can accept their money!"

Yes, Mary is fooled by a cheesy 50-cent beard. Sivana obviously knew that he didn't have to go all-out to deal with a woman who'd been hit in the head with lightning one too many times.

By the way, if Sivana knew Mary Marvel's real identity and was able to fool her with that crappy disguise...why didn't he just shoot her while she was trying on the earrings???

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Coin-credible Hulk

Okay, this scene is from the premiere issue of the long-known but little-lasted Captain Action. We see the Captain-to-be looking over a collection of ancient coins, one of which had given him super-powers just by holding it. But in order to get the powers, they have to be clean.

So do they use elbow grease?

Steel wool?

Palmolive?'

No, they just happen to use a complicated machine which they pulled along with them on the expedition which cleans things with radiation. Yeah, that will do the trick!

Tell me, has bombarding ANYTHING with radiation ever done any good, either in comics or in real life? I can’t think of anyone who has ever said “Boy, I wish I had used more radiation on that thing!”

Friday, October 31, 2008

Fashion Disaster


And with those two sentences, The Wasp sets the cause of Women’s Lib back 100 years!

Did you ever wonder why Jan has never had her own series? Because Marvel can’t afford the closet space for her!!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Silent But Deadly


I don’t know for sure, but it seems to me that the ‘curse’ mentioned here is a four-course meal from Taco Bell! Kamandi is definitely brave to face off against those nether winds coming out of the building. That poor creature behind him has turned red with trying to hold HIS breath!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Fun and excuses

Well guys, I haven’t been updating here in awhile. It’s been a crazy few weeks. Frankly, what’s been happening is that I lost my job (due to the hospital closing) 5 weeks ago, and so I’ve been working to move. I went for a couple of weeks to visit with my parents and prepare to move, which I’ll be doing in 2 weeks. I’ll post now when I can, but I can’t guarantee what days I’ll have time to. But after the relocation, I’ll be getting better.

Today, I’m showing two clips for your fun.


1) Sticky Keyboard

Look at this cover, and YOU tell me that these bug creatures aren’t visiting www.beatmymeat.com and then hugging Kamandi!




Ewww! At least use a wet-nap before-hand!


2) Lois Lane gets what’s coming to her.



Maybe not, Lois, but it is sure as hell satisfying!!!


More soon!

Monday, June 16, 2008

And smile....


Did Spy Smasher Kill Hitler?

No, but he shot the hell out of a giant picture of Hitler that happened to be hanging on the side of a mountain. Frankly, it would be a major effort NOT to hit him!

How often do you think that Hitler stood around posing for people to shoot him in the throat?

Trust me, things would have been much more peaceful if he had.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Off this week

Okay everyone, there will be a few more days without a blog entry. I lost my job this week and so I'm dealing with that.

I'll be back Monday.

Comixbear

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Please pass the salad!


Let’s take a closer look at this cover. All of the people at the table seem to be less concerned with the fact that their dinner guest is a Swamp Thing knock-off and more horrified that he is using the wrong silverware!

“My God, Merrick, I don’t care about that ‘slime monster’ nonsense...He’s grabbed the shrimp fork for the entree! Throw him out!”

A point to ponder....If he eats the asparagus, does that make him a cannibal?

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

How to get rid of a super-villain

Okay, now it’s time for Basic Science 101. Take a look at this scene from the Defenders, where Magneto proceeds to explain how the Avengers had dealt with him after capturing him in the recent past. Can you see a problem with this plan of the Avengers? Lets look and see.



Okay...Let’s think over a few basic needs...Food...Water...Air...Magneto may be a mutant, but unless his mutant power is to teleport his ass pretty damn quick, we are going to be dealing with an ex-villain! The Avengers were pretty evil themselves in the day!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

And.....a new blog!

Visit the OCDictionary! Look at things that used to entertain us in the past!

http://ocdictionary.blogspot.com/

The World's Greatest Detective

Batman has often been called the World’s Greatest Detective. People have come to him for decades in order to solve problems that many have deemed to be unsolvable. No clue is too small for him to notice and his computer-like mind figures things out like you would never believe humanly possible. So when your daughter is missing and presumed kidnaped.......

And the minor clue that gives Batman reason to believe that Dimitrios is really the one who kidnaped Esmeralda......?

Nothing escapes the Batman!! Thank goodness though for villains who wait around long enough though for victims to write identifying notes and then leave them lying around!

Monday, June 2, 2008

You are family, now shut up!


Superboy shows what sort of dick he will grow up to be in this cover. He gave a girl super-powers and arranged for his parents to adopt her solely because of the fact that she irritated him?

Of course, secondary to all of this is the fact that John and Martha Kent are having a picnic out in the open with two super-kids in full costume. Doesn’t that sort of sort of do away with the ol’ secret identities?

Friday, May 30, 2008

But I didn't inhale


Richy Waters and Rang-A-Tang? I think we see now why the Narcotics Squad is visiting Mr. Speed!

Actor Harvey Korman dies in Los Angeles

May 29, 2008, 6:02 PM EST

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Harvey Korman, the tall, versatile comedian who won four Emmys for his outrageously funny contributions to "The Carol Burnett Show" and on the big screen in "Blazing Saddles," died Thursday. He was 81.

Korman died at UCLA Medical Center after suffering complications from the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm four months ago, his family said in a statement released by the hospital.

His daughter, Kate Korman, said in the statement that it was a "miracle" that her father had survived the aneurysm at all, and that he had several major operations.

"Tragically, after such a hard fought battle he passed away," she said.

A natural second banana, Korman gained attention on "The Danny Kaye Show," appearing in skits with the star. He joined the show in its second season in 1964 and continued until it was canceled in 1967. That same year he became a cast member in the first season of "The Carol Burnett Show."

Burnett and Korman developed into the perfect pair with their burlesques of classic movies such as "Gone With the Wind" and soap operas like "As the World Turns" (their version was called "As the Stomach Turns").

Another recurring skit featured them as "Ed and Eunice," a staid married couple who were constantly at odds with the wife's mother (a young Vickie Lawrence in a gray wig). In "Old Folks at Home," they were a combative married couple bedeviled by Lawrence as Burnett's troublesome young sister.

Burnett was devastated by the news, said her assistant, Angie Horejsi.

"She loved Harvey very much," Horejsi said. She said Burnett had not yet made a statement.

Korman revealed the secret to the long-running show's success in a 2005 interview.

"We were an ensemble, and Carol had the most incredible attitude. I've never worked with a star of that magnitude who was willing to give so much away."

After 10 successful seasons, he left in 1977 for his own series. Dick Van Dyke took his place, but the chemistry was lacking and the Burnett show was canceled two years later. "The Harvey Korman Show" also failed, as did other series starring the actor.

"It takes a certain type of person to be a television star," he said in that 2005 interview. "I didn't have whatever that is. I come across as kind of snobbish and maybe a little too bright. ... Give me something bizarre to play or put me in a dress and I'm fine."

His most memorable film role was as the outlandish Hedley Lamarr (who was endlessly exasperated when people called him Hedy) in Mel Brooks' 1974 Western satire, "Blazing Saddles."

He also appeared in the Brooks comedies "High Anxiety," "The History of the World Part I" and "Dracula: Dead and Loving It," as well as two "Pink Panther" moves, "Trail of the Pink Panther" in 1982 and "Curse of the Pink Panther" in 1983.

Korman's other films included "Gypsy," "Huckleberry Finn" (as the King), "Herbie Goes Bananas" and "Bud and Lou" (as legendary straightman Bud Abbott to Buddy Hackett's Lou Costello). He also provided the voice of Dictabird in the 1994 live-action feature "The Flintstones."

In television, Korman guest-starred in dozens of series including "The Donna Reed Show," "Dr. Kildare," "Perry Mason," "The Wild Wild West," "The Muppet Show," "The Love Boat," "The Roseanne Show" and "Burke's Law."

In their '70s, he and Tim Conway, one of his Burnett show co-stars, toured the country with their show "Tim Conway and Harvey Korman: Together Again." They did 120 shows a year, sometimes as many as six or eight in a weekend.

Harvey Herschel Korman was born Feb. 15, 1927, in Chicago. He left college for service in the U.S. Navy, resuming his studies afterward at the Goodman School of Drama at the Chicago Art Institute. After four years, he decided to try New York.

"For the next 13 years I tried to get on Broadway, on off-Broadway, under or beside Broadway," he told a reporter in 1971.

He had no luck and had to support himself as a restaurant cashier. Finally, in desperation, he and a friend formed a nightclub comedy act.

"We were fired our first night in a club, between the first and second shows," he recalled.

After returning to Chicago, Korman decided to try Hollywood, reasoning that "at least I'd feel warm and comfortable while I failed."

For three years he sold cars and worked as a doorman at a movie theater. Then he landed the job with Kaye.

In 1960 Korman married Donna Elhart and they had two children, Maria and Christopher. They divorced in 1977. Two more children, Katherine and Laura, were born of his 1982 marriage to Deborah Fritz.

In addition to his daughter Kate, he is survived by his wife and the three other children.

Copyright 2008 Associated Press.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Criminals must die


Aw, come on, Supes! Go ahead and let the criminals die! You know you want to!

Superman is a bloodthirsty little devil, ain’t he?

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Lois Lane, Hitman For Hire


That’s right, Lois. If Clark was Superman, he would have stood right there and let you blast away with a machine gun because he’s too stupid to realize that bullet’s bouncing off of his chest would show his secret identity.

And she wonders why Superman never wanted to marry her?

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

There's no way to put a good spin on this


And the 2008 nominee for “Lamest Gimmick Ever” goes to....The Gyro-Master.

Seriously, now many drugs did the writers do in the 1970's???

Monday, May 26, 2008

Friendly Fire


Yeah, it’s much better to have a close friend blow your brains out!


Happy Memorial Day, everyone!

Friday, May 23, 2008

Identity Crassest

In this Jimmy Olsen story, Jimmy (in his guise as Elastic Lad) found his way into the Phantom Zone. The evil Kryptonians of the Phantom Zone decide to get their evil vengeance upon Superman by having Jimmy watch him change into his secret identity.

But there’s a method to their madness....

Oooh, how evil! There’s no way out of this bit of evil! Everyone knows that Jimmy Olsen is a bitchy little gossip and he’ll be sure to tell everyone Superman’s identity. Except.....

Oh.
Next time, evil Kryptonians, just TELL HIM!! You want him to know who Superman really is, why not just say “You know, Red...Superman, Clark Kent.....One and the same!”

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Speedy, you had better duck!


Do you get the impression that Green Arrow has forgotten what he’s talking about? He’s got a two-fisted hold on that arrow that shows what gutter his mind is in, and I have a feeling that he’s got a completely different ‘quiver’ in mind! And with Speedy grinning like that, it’s sure that he doesn’t mind!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

World's Finest Swishers


Here we see Superman, Batman and Robin, arm in arm as they go skipping merrily down the street. And I’m not sure if the guy talking about their ‘feats’ is talking about their capturing the Duplicate Man or if he was their ‘menage-a-league’ from the previous night!