Monday, May 19, 2008

Yes, Mistress Lois


Here we see another example of Superman/Clark Kent being a super-masochist. Lois Lane has started chasing after him, but there’s no way in hell that he’ll let any girl make him feel comfortable! She might stop those nights out with Batman and Robin!! Personally, I love the comment “I refuse to be trapped into a cozy evening here!”

By the way, wouldn’t x-ray vision just see through the ham steaks? You would think that good ol’ heat vision would be the trick for burning things! As it is, he just x-rayed Lois enough to give her a MAJOR case of cancer in a few years.

4 comments:

mlviola@yahoo.com said...

Did she take 2 TV dinners, remove the ham from each of them and fry it up. Is she going to pass tht off as home cooking?

A Lemur said...

Have some TOMATO juice? Whoo-Hooo Lois! There'll be some hot talk around the water cooler tomorrow...

Mr. Neutron said...

> wouldn’t x-ray vision just
> see through the ham steaks?

Back in the day, Superman didn't have "heat vision", as such--the heat was only a by-product of his x-ray vision. Heat vision, as a separate ability, only emerged later.

Anonymous said...

Tomato juice? Lois, you devil! Getting Clark hyped up on juice so you can have your way with him.
Evil!