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Friday, April 18, 2008
Power Parts
Okay, look at this promo art for the upcoming Power Girl ongoing series and tell me if you can.....which is her head and which are her breasts? They are all the same size!!!!!!!! (And just so you understand, for a gay comic fan this is NOT a good thing!)
You know what would make that cover better? If she had drawn a smiley face on one boob and a frowney face on the other. That way she could use her tits to distract us gays, as well.
Sadly, that would actually be a cool cover if it weren't for the OMG BOOBIES!!!!111 Yes, that's partly her costume, but, really, breasts are not head sized. They're just not. (At least not without the aid of modern medicine.)
What I want to know... where on earth does she get her bras? Proper and comfortable stuff in those sizes doesn't come easy! Blast it, I need one of those ;p
Maybe female Kryptonians from Earth-2 (or whatever its called now) store aggregated solar energy in their breasts. This would explain their progressively getting larger over the years. ;)
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You know what would make that cover better? If she had drawn a smiley face on one boob and a frowney face on the other. That way she could use her tits to distract us gays, as well.
Sadly, that would actually be a cool cover if it weren't for the OMG BOOBIES!!!!111 Yes, that's partly her costume, but, really, breasts are not head sized. They're just not. (At least not without the aid of modern medicine.)
Hey BB, maybe there could be a version of Power Girl on the Genderf**k DC world, just for us gay men. He could be called Powerballs!
yes, but one of her powers is she can shake her boobies at supersonic speeds, inducing atmospheric concussion up to a mile away...
What I want to know... where on earth does she get her bras? Proper and comfortable stuff in those sizes doesn't come easy! Blast it, I need one of those ;p
Nancy Grace looks FAB after her Carson Kressly makeover.
Maybe female Kryptonians from Earth-2 (or whatever its called now) store aggregated solar energy in their breasts. This would explain their progressively getting larger over the years. ;)
she looks like a bustier ann jillian :)
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